Yummo! Look at that malleability.
Smooth away those caramel-grab arguments once and for all. The Carmel Umpire™ is a must for any household of caramel fanciers. Imagine this: Lachlan has a caramel and little Jenny wants that caramel. Lachlan refuses to break off a chewy nub of delicious caramel so Jenny holds Lachlan down with a knee to the neck and gets a bull-ant from her bug catcher and forces the ant to bite poor little Lachy’s eye ball. Tears, screams and a good licking follows (and I don’t mean the good caramelly type o’ lick’n).
Let's ask the ump!
This can all be avoided with Chirsp and Allen’s Caramel Umpire™.
The caramel is simply inserted into the device (pictured left)
Strike three Jenny. Give up that caramel!
The machine then gets to work cataloging the caramel’s particular sugars, which it then matches with a blood sample from both parties to determine whose enzymes will best take to the caramel. Only requires 2 cups of blood! Thank you Mr umpire, this argument is over.
Order today and a receive a free feathered caramel smearer for when hand to mouth just isn’t enough.
Just add caramel
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It is the best caramel at all
thank you.